The Softest Threat You’ll Ever Wear

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a warning. The BITE BACK embroidered tee is for those who know that playing nice is optional, but standing your ground is mandatory. Simple, sharp, and straight to the point, this heavyweight unisex tee delivers a message loud and clear: If they push, you push harder.

Made from ridiculously soft fabric (because comfort is still king, even in battle), this shirt is the perfect uniform for anyone who’s done taking hits without hitting back. Wear it. Own it. And remember—even the nicest dogs have teeth.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems