Sit? Stay? Fetch? Yeah, not today, buddy. This little furball has seen some things, and he’s done being your good boy. This super soft unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt shows an unhinged pupper who has traded belly rubs for revenge—and honestly, we respect it.

Maybe it was the cheap kibble. Maybe it was the lack of respect. Maybe he just woke up and chose violence. Either way, this shirt is a walking red flag for anyone who thinks you’re still playing nice.

Soft, dangerously comfortable, and perfect for those who are cute but chaotic, this is your official warning label: Pet at your own risk.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems