Let’s be real—dogs are better than people. They don’t ghost you, lie, or ask annoying small-talk questions like “How’s work?” This DOG PERSON hat is for those who would rather spend their time with creatures who actually deserve it.

Crisp embroidery, a perfect fit, and just the right amount of attitude—this hat makes it clear where your loyalty lies. Wear it proudly while dodging human interaction, ignoring texts, and prioritizing belly rubs (theirs, not yours… or maybe both, no judgment).

Less people. More dogs. That’s the vibe.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle