Stuck in an awkward conversation? Cornered at a party? Boss asking you to stay late? Say no more—this hat has your back. The "I Need To Let My Dog Out" hat is the perfect excuse in wearable form, giving you a built-in reason to dip whenever you need to. No dog? No problem. The beauty of this excuse is that no one questions it.

Crafted for comfort and maximum exit strategy efficiency, this cap is perfect for introverts, social ninjas, and anyone who values their time (and sanity). Wear it. Point to it. Leave. No further explanation needed.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle